There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach,He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he coveredhimself with the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you haveunder the newspaper, Mr.?
Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird."
The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When hewoke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. Thepolice asked him what happened.
The guy says, "I don't know, I was lying on the beachand this little girl asked me a question. I guess Idozed off, and the next thing I knew is that I'm here."
The police went to the beach, found the girl, andasked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?"
After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing, Iwas playing with his bird and it spit on me, so Ibroke its neck, cracked its eggs and set its nest onfire!"
Moral of the story: Never lie to girls.
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